TP – Version 2.0

Following up regarding the warm welcome that was given to the Version 1(http://www.change.org/en-IN/petitions/technopark-management-team-withdraw-the-new-unilateral-decision-to-impose-car-parking-fee-for-open-space-parking-inside-technopark-trivandrum-campus), TP management has come forward with further suggestions to improve the financial capability of TP(TP is literally running at loss as per TP governing body).

Lift

Pay Rs 10/- for every-time you use lift. It is advised to hop on each others shoulder so that only two feet touches the ground. This is done to increase lift-pooling.

Toilet/Rest-room

Pay Rs 10 and Rs 50 according to your need. Here also it is adviced that multiple people use the same space at a given time to save electricity, water and maintenance cost.

Walking

Pay Rs 100 monthly charge for using the roads inside TP. Using shoes/sandals on roads/concrete tends to wear down the roads and cause heavy maintenance. You cannot walk-pool here,but there is a discount if one person is carrying another one and walking. You only need to pay Rs 50.

Veranda inside Buildings

Since this is not part of any firm and is a facility provided by TP, Rs 5 will be charged per day for using Veranda of any floor.

Note : You would need to pay for each floor that you are stepping on.

Mobile Phones

Much thought was given into this by the TP authoriy especially MD. Even though mobile towers are not provided by TP, the range however comes within the vicinity of TP and hence they have concluded that it can be charged as well. Rates are however as follows:

Miss Call – Rs 1 per miss call

Message – Rs 5 per msg

Call – Rs 10 per minute

Internet – Rs 15 per 1kb

Note : Different packages are available for eg: If you purchase a package for Rs 50, you will get 30 miss calls, 10 messages, 5 calls and 5 kb internet.

More plans are in place for further increasing the “pooling” mentality and also to cut down on the additional expense levied by TP employees on ‘poor’ TP.

P.S: The above details are completely fiction and not aimed at defaming anyone.